Conversation With Josh

Josh told me he wants to be at the hospital when its time for the baby to come out

me: oh ya what's going to happen?

josh: yup i wanna watch

Josh: the doctor will open your belly with a special key, and the baby will come out the door

me: where do you put that key

josh: in your belly button silly

Josh: and then the baby pops right out mommy, just like opening your front door - get it mommy the baby comes out the way you go through your front door

josh: the baby pushes up and you go- aghhhhhhhhh, and cry and the baby pops out, and you open your eyes and see the baby came out and you did it and everyone cheers for you

Me: Why do you have to close your eyes?

Josh: you have to close your eyes because pushing it through the door is hard work mommy